Fericirea e in bere
by Lea- Published:January 9th, 2006
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Nu imi vine sa cred ca primul meu post in calitatea de colaborator va fi despre bere insa ce urmeaza e prea amuzant sa nu fie postat. Cele 2 glumitze/realitati zilnice pentru unii 
se gasesc pe forumul softpedia.com. Nu mai prelungesc suspansul ca doar e luni si avem o saptamana plina de suspans in fata noastra. Sa o incepem cu umor.
se gasesc pe forumul softpedia.com. Nu mai prelungesc suspansul ca doar e luni si avem o saptamana plina de suspans in fata noastra. Sa o incepem cu umor.Primul experiment:
Saptamana trecuta eram impreuna cu niste amici.Discutam despre una despre alta,cand unul din noi:”Hei am citit undeva ca ar fi hormoni feminini in bere!” Avand in vedere ca suntem dotati cu un oarecare spirit stiintific am decis sa verificam. Rezultatul acestei experiente a fost stupefiant:
Dupa 20 de doze:
1.Toti am prins ceva greutate in plus;
2.Vorbeam prea mult fara sa spunem nimic;
3.Am intampinat dificultati in a conduce;
4.Ne era imposibil sa efectuam chiar cel mai simplu rationament;
5.Refuzam cu incapatanare sa recunoastem ca nu avem dreptate,chiar daca e evident;
6.Ca sa fie complet,mergeam la toaleta la fiecare 5 min,si in plus impreuna!Cred ca e inutil sa mai experimentam acest subiect.
E clar berea contine hormoni feminini.
Dupa 20 de doze:
1.Toti am prins ceva greutate in plus;
2.Vorbeam prea mult fara sa spunem nimic;
3.Am intampinat dificultati in a conduce;
4.Ne era imposibil sa efectuam chiar cel mai simplu rationament;
5.Refuzam cu incapatanare sa recunoastem ca nu avem dreptate,chiar daca e evident;
6.Ca sa fie complet,mergeam la toaleta la fiecare 5 min,si in plus impreuna!Cred ca e inutil sa mai experimentam acest subiect.
E clar berea contine hormoni feminini.
Al doilea experiment:
The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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da..super tare…experimentele sunt adevarate..le-am incercat si eu :D:D:D…
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Publicitate.. tu la jocuri eu la bere…:) eh.. ne plateste cineva?!?!?!=))
Cica un client multumit aduce inca 7 clienti si unul nemultumit alunga 20. La fel e si cu publicitatea asta gratuita… :). Dar insista, cine stie, poate te faci cu un bax de bere…